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April 2011

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The Ford Show 4/27 Preview

It’s “Busted!” Wednesday on The Ford Show…

Here’s what is on-tap for this evening…

The girl who mistakenly uploaded a video to Facebook of herself giving her BF a blowjob (yesterday) will be calling in… with her BF, the cameraman.

but wait… There’s more…

Fat Frankie will be calling and talking about his latest trip to Vegas with a shocking development… Pawn Stars is FAKE… He’ll explain…

As if that wasn’t enough…

Meet Ford’s “new” girlfriend…

OMG there’s more…

Ford’s going to CHALLENGE you World… Will you choose to accept his challenge? Find out what it is…

Seriously… All this AND MORE in 2 hours?? We’ll explain these headlines…

Filed Under Stupid: They say you don’t really know a person til you’ve walked a mile in their meth-filled shoes

Filed Under Dumbass: Colorado couple flies into Pennsylvania to attend funeral, sell a pound of meth and unwittingly, their private plane (with “you don’t say?” mugshots) 

Filed Under Interesting: What could possibly be the most awesome school ever. One teacher having threesomes with students and one just screwing around with others

We don’t know how it will be done in 2 hours… But it will be! Plus we’ll be taking your calls LIVE at 630-303-9845 & we’ll have the chat room on tonight as well, lol.

See you at 9pm/ET on http://www.fordlive.com

Apr 27, 2011
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Apr 22, 2011
The Ford Show 4/20 Preview

For ONE NIGHT ONLY tonight, we turn off the chat room (in honor of Hitler, he’d want us to silence your words)! So what does this mean? You have to CALL US to get your opinion out there! 630-303-9845!

We will turn on the chat room when we play the RETURN of Kennedy Karaoke!

Now, on to the preview…

We’ll celebrate everything 4/20! The good, the bad, and the ugly!

As previously mentioned, the return of Kennedy Karaoke as he performs Katy Perry’s “Teenage Dream”

“How annoying is it when someone runs of game, we like to call “self depreciating value”?”

Filed Under FAIL: Once again, if you have half a pound of pot, don’t speed. The police will seize your 4oz of weed

Filed Under PSA: Not to alarm anyone, but tomorrow is the day Skynet becomes self-aware 

While we’re talking about the end of the world, file this under Scary: We’re getting close, folks, and the question will soon be answered: Will May 21 mark the end of the world? Includes bonus “what Judgement Day might look like” pic
Filed Under Florida: Man arrested after forgetting which strip club he’d been banned from 
Are women of the week…
Filed under Scary: Some people say it with flowers, this New York woman says it with a butcher knife, duct tape, bleach and garbage bags
Filed under Amusing: Sexually aroused woman are amazing multi-taskers. (With mug shot.)
All this and more… Plus the return of Kennedy Karaoke!
Live at 9pm/ET on http://www.fordlive.com & remember, the chat room will be off tonight until Kennedy Karaoke! You have to call in! 630-303-9845
Apr 20, 2011
“‎”Well-behaved women rarely make history.” —Marilyn Monroe (via butheresthething)
Apr 15, 20111 note
The Ford Show 4/13 Preview!

Here’s a FULL preview for tonight…

Taking your calls at 630-303-9845! Call in and use the show as your launching pad of verbal insults against anyone that has wronged you! Perfect way to vent is to yell it out!

Ford claims: “If you’re a man, who claims to be “bi-sexual,” yet has a penis in your mouth, you’re gay. Period.”

Jules vs Ford, Pretty vs Sexy

Ford closes the “Cyndi Chapter Part II” - If you missed last weeks rant, head over to http://www.fordlive.com before we go live and listen to the replay (the actual rant is at 1:45:00 mark, roughly)

Ford’s Advice: Get right back in the game after a breakup 

Ford swore off white women, but guess what, ladies? He’s back…

NBA Playoffs…

Billy Lavs…

Ford’s back on the Epic Beard…

All that & more! Remember, taking your calls at 630-303-9845, as you get back at those who’ve wronged you!

Join Ford, DC, & Jules at 9pm/ET on http://www.fordlive.com

Apr 13, 2011
#Internet radio #talk show #talk #radio #sex #relationships #Ford #Jules #DC #NBA playoffs #NBA
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That awkward moment when the President is locked out of the White House.

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